monkey driver

A drink made with vanilla vangogh and orange juice
Id like a monkey driver please
by drunk driver December 11, 2013
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blind driver

When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....
During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house
by Plumbcrazy420 July 08, 2015
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Boris Driver

A person who is really bad at driving in games and practically turns cars into planes with the way they drive
Bro you are such a Boris Driver. I am never letting you behind the wheel ever again.
by S1gerius June 26, 2024
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muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.
you muffin driver
by gym bob January 16, 2009
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one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.
The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.
by wordwatcher February 19, 2012
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Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
by Shalam69 September 03, 2023
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turd driver

Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER
by Binickle May 24, 2016
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