Cheeks

The word "cheeks" or the phrase "that's cheeks" is used to describe something that is really bad. It is a version of saying "that's ass", as instead of saying that, one could say the phrase "that's ass cheeks" and shorten it to either "cheeks" or "that's cheeks". This is typically used in New York or the Northeast U.S.

Person A: "Man, my boss just scheduled me for a double even though I was supposed to be off this weekend."
Person B: "Dude that's cheeks"/"cheeks"

by mmmyummmmmhmmmmm September 1, 2022

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Walking on your ass cheeks

To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch

This Skywalker og will have you so high you’ll be “walking on your ass cheeks”

by richgang7081 September 10, 2023

mud cheeks

An unlawful action in which one person spreads their lower cheeks after not wiping, simulating a mud puddle between them.

Girlfriend: Yo can you hop on fortnite babe?
Partner: How about i spread my mud cheeks instead?

by rotthemelt May 16, 2023

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Cleaving Cheeks

The act of using a dangerous tool (generally sharp) in order to spread one's ass cheeks

"The attachment I have on the jackhammer gonna be used for cleaving cheeks"

by Subscribe to TheNintendoBoi August 29, 2025

both cheeks

A fully-completed work; twice as much work as doing it half-assed.

"I could just do a half-assed job of covering the topic in 3 minutes, but I'm going to try to give you both cheeks here."

by IppikiRouka October 13, 2018