My Deuce Touch

People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.

Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!

by BreadOverBliss August 03, 2018

you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'

'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'

by December 09, 2021

Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.

The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.

by akaRakxm July 08, 2023

Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.

Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!

by WYO_10 August 06, 2017

OL touchy touch

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks

Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch

by 541 goat October 31, 2023

touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob

Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure

by TCDooM November 20, 2018

tech touch of death

What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.

Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.

by aileronrider07 July 02, 2010