When a guy is so fat, his junk is not small... it's a tank (also known as "the Blob"! This is also known to happen when guys get extreme silicone injections.
by Van Mad August 10, 2006
Get the JUNK TANKmug. While having sex, your partner punches you in the face right before orgasm. i.e. Hit the button, then you get wet. See also "Buffy"
by swordinthesound April 13, 2009
Get the Dunk Tankmug. Dude 1: You coming with us man??
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.
by kejo66 October 25, 2014
Get the shark tankingmug. Overly vocal declarations of one's tanking abilities and penchant for threatning to quit. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in paladin tanks, people who feel they need to make up for their class inadequacy somehow.
OMG you fucking warrior tanks think you are amazing.
nobody knows about paladin tanks, they are the best, but nobody realises it because everyone fucking loves gay ass warrior tanks.
Paladin tank syndrome = noob
nobody knows about paladin tanks, they are the best, but nobody realises it because everyone fucking loves gay ass warrior tanks.
Paladin tank syndrome = noob
by Prot Warrior October 27, 2008
Get the Paladin tank syndromemug. The Antifa Tank Division, or ATD, is a subset of the greater Antifa movement. A tank is one of the (heavily disproportionately female) fatties on her mobility scooter. Tanks are characterized by their bullet carrying capacity being akin to that of the emu due to just how much fat they happen to pack on there.
Tanks are generally equiped with a stock of milkshakes, gasoline, a pack of matches, and a weapon to "bash the fash" (usually a slice of pizza that they accidentally sat on and forgot about, assuming they do not feel the urge to inhale it first.
Members of the Antifa Tank Division are oftentimes seen outside Starbucks, ready to lightly lob coffee, milkshakes, and acid at "fascists" (read centrists and conservatives), only to call the cops when they get shit back.
Tanks are generally equiped with a stock of milkshakes, gasoline, a pack of matches, and a weapon to "bash the fash" (usually a slice of pizza that they accidentally sat on and forgot about, assuming they do not feel the urge to inhale it first.
Members of the Antifa Tank Division are oftentimes seen outside Starbucks, ready to lightly lob coffee, milkshakes, and acid at "fascists" (read centrists and conservatives), only to call the cops when they get shit back.
The Antifa Tank Division is a group of retarded fatasses who would rather abuse and assault defenseless people instead of getting a job and contributing to society.
by ChigginNiggers November 18, 2021
Get the Antifa Tank Divisionmug. in possession of full wood. when using public transport and acquiring convoy cock, you would have a full tank of gas.
by fabisupforthecupyeahbaby December 25, 2007
Get the full tank of gasmug. Buddy rubbed me the wrong way with those fruity jokes,,, he may have some sugar in his tank.. Idk if I can be seen with the likes of him, people may look at me funny.
by Immortal1 September 17, 2021
Get the Sugar in his tankmug.