Cum-Fartini

Similar to a Martini; replace olive juice with Cum & Fart, shake/stir to perfection.

Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.

by Dr Gregory Johnson March 11, 2023

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Cum clean

Can relate to when you being honest about something

“I’ma cum clean it wasn’t me that sent that pic”
Or
“Cum clean that you didn’t just do that”

by TRd Babba March 16, 2019

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A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.

Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.

by Pig_owned July 18, 2018

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cum wagon

A classier way to say cum dumpster.

"bro, emma is such a cum wagon"

by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018

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Mr Cum

Mr Cum is the infamous man who will eat all of your cummies. And when he does this, he will lick his lips while moaning from the intense pleasure he will be getting from your spunkywunkies. Your jizzywizzy will fuel his power. Once he has obtained your cum, he will be unstoppable. Run. Run from Mr Cum.

Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"

by Sussy Bazinga October 29, 2022

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