Ga Tech Fan

Someone who is confused, not in a normal state of mind. They have a weird obsession with things that buzz. They are commonly found in the suburbs of Atlanta...On occasion they roam from there domain, but immediatly have to return in order to survive. Life expectancy is only 4 to 10 years. They can be recognized by the familiar dawg bites on their tail.

I wish I was never a Ga Tech fan, because my friends just won't stop picking on me.

by Dawg Fan May 6, 2006

Tech n9ne

The best fucking rap/hip hop group ever, They have they're own unique sound.

"aint nothing better or wetter than that box"
That box -tech n9ne.

by dfkgjkljdfgjkldfg May 10, 2008

ego tech

A person or persons on a music tour or entertainment show that has no talent or trade and whos only purpose it to blow smoke up the artist's ass by telling them how great they are.

We had 10 busses on tour,2 guitar techs, sound man, and the rest were ego techs.
Ed McMahon was Jonny Carson's ego tech.

by twistednick December 28, 2009

techie

1. a student in a technical or engineering collage

2. a person with technical skills or knowledge

I can't stand these techies and their mindless droneing.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

Virginia Tech

college where the biggest massacre in American History occurred on april 16, 2007 at Virginia Tech. An asian kid came in and killed 33 students with two pistols, effectively destroying the previous record of 13 kills by the two kids at Columbine (who has rifles, mind you).
Much speculation was put upon why he would do such a thing, with many officials, parents, and politicians blaming video games such as DOOM and Starcraft(FPSes can be ruled out because of the vicious way he killed his victims, lining them all up and shooting them executioner-style as opposed to a straight no-bullshit shooting. as for starcraft, thats probably just cause he's korean kekekeke), college standards of application, and 4chan.org, where he allegedly posted. Irrefutably proves that asian kids can outdo anyone else in anything given they study for it long enough.

shooter: Oh no! i rost my carcurator! I'm rearry mad! (takes out two pistols and systematically commits the largest shooting ever on american soil)

Virginia Tech students: whew, at least i didnt have to take my 5th period test.

news: sure he wasnt a spearchucker? damn, didnt think he had it in him..

shooter: How do i shot crassmates?, VA Tech just kicked in yo, this must be my RUCKY DAY!!, etc etc...

by machineofwar December 25, 2008

Tech Nub

*See Nub

you're a tech nub

by Stirls July 27, 2003

tech talk

What professionals, especially Information Technologist, do when trying to explain problems you are having. The over use of inside jargon and useless facts that mean nothing to the person seeking help. Doctors, lawyers, IT, and more fall into this trap all the time, rendering themselves useless.

I lost all my data on my hard drive and all the idiot from IT could do was tech talk me to death.

by DavidJemeyson October 21, 2011