A person who abuses their table. I am talking to you Robert. Yeah you you monster. #TableLivesMatter
by Rufus Redneck August 02, 2020
by Big Sexy Bitch March 21, 2023
On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
by Ruhlentheworld November 28, 2011
by Cubed3D February 13, 2025
When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV
Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!
Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!
Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch
by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022
When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
by jumbojim888 October 11, 2023