up on one

On one wheel, as in a wheelie or a stoppie, on a motorcycle.

I saw a great stunt show, the stunna was up on one and grabbed a Red Bull out of some chick's hand.

Man, I am still working on a simple wheelie.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

Group One

A category of technical/engineering majors at the toughest military academy in the nation which results in

-lack of sleep
-lower GPAs than Group Three Majors
-general feelings of despair and hopelessness

I'm a Group One Major, and I'm better than you.

by Disgruntled Engineer January 24, 2006

One Million

The biggest number known to man. Scientists have tried to count higher, but it is impossible.

Ryan: I bet I can say a number higher then you.
Dave: Bet? One Million.
Ryan: Oh no

by ThiccGodd January 27, 2020

Back One In

A very significant bowel movement.

Thad: Do not go in the bathroom for the next hour!

Chad: Why broseph? The frat party starts in 30 minutes!

Thad: Trust me! Let it air out!

Chad: But why?

Thad: I had to back one in. And it was a healthy one too!

Chad: Huh?

Thad: You know: Dump some trout, Drop the kids off at the pool, Let one rip.

Chad: OK I gotcha. You could have just sent you took a massive dump.

by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2020

one day

A euphemistic way of saying never.

My boyfriend keeps asking for anal sex. I tell him I'll let him put it in my butt one day, but we both know it's never gonna happen.

by Not Getting In My Butt September 24, 2009

those ones

A redundant way for uneducated people to say "those."

Your friend: "Do you like those ones?"
You: "Yeah, _those_ are nice."

by jcwla January 17, 2008

to be one

To Be One is a really sucky boyband, that can't sing.
they really should've stuck with dancing, like the ICONic Boyz.
remember them ?? you don't ??

i was a fan of them at one point, but the fame got to their big heads.
their fanbase is so freaking annoying and dramatic, like Leonor, Jaenel or what ever her name is.sorry oops ??1?!

Who's to be one
-a band that doesn't know how to sing.

by twitter - @Mrs_Fusco226 December 18, 2013