Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.
Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.
by Andy K September 15, 2006
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After five shots of tequila, I ended up saying embarassing things to this blue santa at the bar last night.
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by Andrew Sient July 23, 2008
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when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"
by Big Black Cock February 21, 2009
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Bad excuse for a "SMART" school.
Bad excuse for a "SMART" school.
"hey look at that nerd over there he is studying so hard" person a to person b
person b : " to bad his preprepregeometry for dummies book is upside down! he must go to Stanton"
person b : " to bad his preprepregeometry for dummies book is upside down! he must go to Stanton"
by F student at Stanton March 18, 2011
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