A medically unstable condition consisting of rapidly rising levels of semen in the human body. If left untreated, it may result in loss of appetite, drowsiness and wiener paralysis. Known subjects to have suffered from DSB include Michael Jackson and Zack Stamper.
When a person is referring to a lack of intimate contact for an extended period of time, a friend may say "Whoa, I hope you don't get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) bro!"
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Spermdumpster, a person slash slut you can call up and used explicitly for blowjobs, and not have a relationship with. Enjoys sucking cock, swallowing, and facials.
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Thanksgiving with the family was great mom, but I really need to go home and sperg out now before I start taking apart your vacuum cleaner and telling Uncle Sid he really really really really needs to do something about his clicky dentures.
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loves to eat the male seed by the pint. has testicles which very much resemble tiny hairy raisins and has one of them rumpleforeskin's. can be found hanging out in or around gay bars, looking for 'dongs'. uses codewords such as poo pusher and Madonna to describe himself.
has been known to rape babies and small puppies. wished for a kitten for his birthday and has just restocked his wardrobe with the latest 'FUBU' metallic pink denim range.
wears Doc-Martins boots which he had his dad paint orange so he could hang out with Xhibit.
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loves to eat the male seed by the pint. has testicles which very much resemble tiny hairy raisins and has one of them rumpleforeskin's. can be found hanging out in or around gay bars, looking for 'dongs'. uses codewords such as poo pusher and Madonna to describe himself.
has been known to rape babies and small puppies. wished for a kitten for his birthday and has just restocked his wardrobe with the latest 'FUBU' metallic pink denim range.
wears Doc-Martins boots which he had his dad paint orange so he could hang out with Xhibit.
related words: homo, fag, oldgayhomoerectusanalpassageretaliation, Graham J., baby ballbagger, Poofenism, poofening, Jarrad Bennett, Henry Wrinkler, Yolngu Boy, wankopheliac, anal cavity, Alkaline Trio, elpirato, malomar, America
"sperb83's body odour is punishing"
by Jerry Fentoozle May 22, 2004
Get the sperb83 mug.A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional).
Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night.
Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.
Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard
Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.
Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.
Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard
Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.
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