Space Jammed

When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.

Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.

Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017

space command

television remote control

Don't bogart the space command - you keep channel surfing and I want to watch this show!

by A Hansen March 5, 2009

Space bats

Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.

“Yo space bats are crazy!”
“I know right. Like how do they breathe?”

by Jemilia Karnipp December 29, 2018

space dock

when constipated, substituting a chocolate-covered frozen banana to space dock into a women's pussy

Last night my best girl and i went to the county fair and i space docked her inside the funhouse.

by e fuego October 16, 2008

space coyote

A really cool artist girl, the mind behind "Saturnalia" (saturnalia.keenspace.com)

Space Coyote is so full of talent!

by randomfan83 January 20, 2004

space probe

a vehicle in space that carries no people but carries things to use on the planets

like a carama should be on a space probe

by Alyssa April 12, 2005

Space Junk

Abandoned Facebook Groups, Blogs, and web sites that float meaninglessly through cyberspace. Named after the tons of Space Age detritus in orbit around the Earth.

"Find any good blogs about John Kerry?"

"Nothing but space junk"

by TMegg May 12, 2009