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Shoulder Fettish

Someone who's kisses shoulders (Emanuel)
"Emanuel has a shoulder fettish because he kissed my shoulder 3 times today in science"
Shoulder Fettish by Mr. Floors March 1, 2017

shoulder shrug 

When you are being fake and you smile and say "it is fine, "you look nice", "I don't mind" And shoulder shrug. In the South it is "Bless your heart"
"She's nice" ( shoulder shrug)

Shoulder nipples 

When your collarbones sticks out on top of your shoulders giving them a nipple like appearance
Hey is that a tumour on your shoulder? No that’s just my shoulder nipples.
Shoulder nipples by Shoulder_nips January 30, 2018

Shoulda Had a Juul 

A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.
“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
“Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
“Damn dude, he Shoulda Had a Juul.”

Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.
Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"

Shoulder Pocket 

A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.
Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.