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clean shit

John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase
by howard1976 June 5, 2014
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Shit Head

An absolute asshat that you can't deal with. A fuckin pain. A real fuck face. The worst asshole mc piss pants you can imagine.
Jaron Lawrence was being a real shit head to Troy Harwell over PlayStation 4™️ just because he plays games more than him and gets mad when Troy Harwell messes around a tiny bit and fucks him in the ass making him the biggest shit head around
by TroyRex1066 February 21, 2019
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real shit

A piece of news or factual information that is not only considered 100% correct, but also societally relevant. Sometimes in memes, for ironic effect, the relevance scale for something considered to be "real shit" is reversed. Opposite of bullshit.
Person 1: Hey yo, Shrek 5 is bein' released in 2019
Person 2: Man, that's some real shit.
by W0k3 April 25, 2017
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Buffet shit

A generally large shit taken after eating at a buffet (old country, Chinese, etc.) It usually happens with 15-120 minutes after eating. Usually relaxing and can sometimes end your stomach ache
Guy 1. "that buffet was mad good man."

Guy 2. "Na man the Buffet Shit was way better, I feel amazing
by Kaz1510 March 30, 2010
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'n shit

A less refined variation on the Latin "et cetera".
"That man is most definitely one who arranges sexual encounters for others, as he has obvious signs of being nouveau riche, such as jewelry and decorations on his car, etc."

"That nigga be a pimp, he got dollaz errywhere... bling and grillz and rims 'n shit!"
by Monsieur Baudelaire February 4, 2010
mugGet the 'n shitmug.

shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.
Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.
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No shit Watson

"No shit Sherlock" for retarded people. Also used to state something obvious, but not that obvious.
(on the way to school in the special bus)

Dude 1: The sky is blue.
Dude 2: No shit Watson!
by pedrodeo77 May 19, 2015
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