clean shit

To shit without needing to wipe

John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase

by howard1976 June 5, 2014

Shit Head

An absolute asshat that you can't deal with. A fuckin pain. A real fuck face. The worst asshole mc piss pants you can imagine.

Jaron Lawrence was being a real shit head to Troy Harwell over PlayStation 4™️ just because he plays games more than him and gets mad when Troy Harwell messes around a tiny bit and fucks him in the ass making him the biggest shit head around

by TroyRex1066 February 21, 2019

real shit

A piece of news or factual information that is not only considered 100% correct, but also societally relevant. Sometimes in memes, for ironic effect, the relevance scale for something considered to be "real shit" is reversed. Opposite of bullshit.

Person 1: Hey yo, Shrek 5 is bein' released in 2019
Person 2: Man, that's some real shit.

by W0k3 April 25, 2017

Buffet shit

A generally large shit taken after eating at a buffet (old country, Chinese, etc.) It usually happens with 15-120 minutes after eating. Usually relaxing and can sometimes end your stomach ache

Guy 1. "that buffet was mad good man."

Guy 2. "Na man the Buffet Shit was way better, I feel amazing

by Kaz1510 March 30, 2010

'n shit

A less refined variation on the Latin "et cetera".

"That man is most definitely one who arranges sexual encounters for others, as he has obvious signs of being nouveau riche, such as jewelry and decorations on his car, etc."

"That nigga be a pimp, he got dollaz errywhere... bling and grillz and rims 'n shit!"

by Monsieur Baudelaire February 4, 2010

shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

by Fucking ass's already using my name September 17, 2005

Mythbust that shit

Short for, "Mythbusters that shit!"

Telling somebody to check the TV show Mythbusters as a rebuttal after they wrongly claim a myth/rumor is true.

Especially helpful if they still disagree with you after your first refute.

John: A penny dropped from the Empire State Building can kill somebody.
Brian: No it can't...
John: Dude, I read it online.
Brian:Dude, MYTHBUST THAT SHIT!!!!!!

by Marshmallowcrew October 15, 2010