Shit hot 

Excellent, fantastic, marvelous, quite superb. In other words another word for something good. Do not confuse with Hot shit (see hot shit).

See that car over there?
Yeah it's shit hot.

Shit hot by Will Marston May 28, 2003

Shit Nuggets 

From not wipeing your arse properly, you get dry pieces of shit on your arse hair

Luke Harrington has bear shit nuggets

Shit Nuggets by kieran April 9, 2004

shit a brick sideways 

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

shit a brick sideways by HDR February 4, 2004

shit and shower 

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.

"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."

shit and shower by Lusty McLester November 14, 2005

Shit fire and save the matches 

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

Shit fire and save the matches by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

shit or wind his watch 

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

shit or wind his watch by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009

shit fairy 

A mythical fairy who comes while your sleeping and shits in your mouth as punishment for over endulging in alcohol.

This explains why after a heavy night drinking you wake up with a yucky taste in your mouth.

Morning after a heavy night drinking.

"Man musta had a visit from the shit fairy last night my mouth tastes horrible"

shit fairy by Richard Jackson February 14, 2005