Sausage Slam

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

by DennisLeary July 25, 2009

dumb sausage

One of the kindest names to call someone

You're such a dumb sausage

by Buster71373 February 25, 2017

weidemer sausage

This is when a two men grapple each others penis yank it off until they bleed to death

John and Fred both died from doing the weidemer sausage

by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018

glossy sausage

Thick ass white bitch

Damn Rosie is looking like a glossy sausage

by Beanbag666 May 27, 2018

Bell Sausage

Someone who just says or does something stupid and/or annoying

"What if I didn't have toes?"

"Oh shut up you absolute bell sausage"

by Big Boi Bumole February 18, 2019

Taiwan Sausage

A sausage prepared taiwanese style. Nothing sexual pervert.

Dude, I was thinking of getting the fried breadsticks, but the taiwan sausage is calling my name right now.

by GuinnessDrinker5 January 13, 2019

Sausage sizzle

A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.

Fuck mate I just go the missus to eat the ol’ sausage sizzle

by Hdydebsianai January 13, 2022