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Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
by anonymous August 3, 2024
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Santa

A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.
Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES
by CRYING SEAGULL December 6, 2021
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Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END
Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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santas grotto

The love dungeon in which Santa often takes the elves and people on the naughty list for BDSM related activities.
1) Heard some really lots screeching from Santas grotto last night.
2) Not sure if the snow was melting around Santas grotto but I saw some fluids seeping under the door this morning
3) You seen the Ho ho hoe's coming in and out of Santas grotto? Damn, they would make me cum more than once a year.
by SilentDefiner February 7, 2019
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Santa

A big fat red and white hobo. Red faced probably from somewhere where people rage. stupid. Lets everbody think he existes
Santa!! Is that you?
by asjbh October 8, 2019
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Santa

He is not real
Mom : "Santa is not real"
kid : "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by I do not know 69 March 17, 2021
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Santa

a fucking nonce, have you seen the age between santa and mrs clause?
Santa the nonce
by HazzaGazza08 December 24, 2022
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