Ryan Pethick Theory

The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.

Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."

by Mustela November 26, 2022

Rayan

|Rayan is a person who is usually very stubborn, like extremely stubborn. He cares about his car more than anything, say anything bad about his car and you're dead. Also he appreciates his alone time, and has a short social battery. Rayan also likes nature and admiring the simplicity of the sky. He is an amazing friend to have, and will be there for you whenever you need him. He is also very thoughtful and kindhearted, however he would probably deny it if you ask him which shows you that it is true. If you have a Rayan in your life you should keep them safe at all costs, because they are not someone you want to lose. Rayan is good at everything, there is nothing he can't do unless he doesn't want to. Rayan enjoys procrastination, especially when it comes to anything study related he will try to delay it as much as possible. Rayan is also very strong, he could probably lift more than you and your dad combined but he won't admit it because he tries to be modest. He is also very humble when it comes to his appearances, even though he has every right to be pompous. Overall Rayan is a beautiful person inside and out, and just genuinely lights up the room when he walks in.

"who is that over there? who looks interesting...
"that's Rayan duh"

by celestial235 January 24, 2023

Royaness

Close to royalness, but an advanced combination of extreme nagging, love, and yelling.

Her royaness exceeded everybody else's

by ididanoopsie May 1, 2023

Ryan Guldemond

gender envy !!
you may know him from mother mother

me: babe look Ryan guldemond is so handsome!
my fictional gf: yes omg he’s so hot

by astral_boy155 June 12, 2023

Reyana

the most prettiest most beautifulest perfect hot af girl in the entire universe

Some guy: Is that Reyana? She's the most prettiest most beautifulest perfect hot af girl in the entire universe!

by tltonssam August 16, 2023

The Ryan Limit

A unit of measurement defined by how many lines it takes Ryan to do a homework problem. Usually it’s best to achieve atleast 1.5 ryans or better, but the average being 2 ryans.

John: Hey man, how long did it take to do the first problem on the test.

Mack: I managed to get by with 3 ryans. The ryan limit is awesome!

by enthri October 25, 2017

janelle-ryan

A very nice person who likes to be a person that likes boys and other stuff that will also drive you nuts and will literally look good during anything

P1:Janelle-Ryan is so pretty
P2:ya she also just woke up

by Sunday sweetness October 16, 2019