Retard

Also known as an American

Peter the retard is American so he can't count past 4

by maxmoefoe June 12, 2010

Sofa King Retarded

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003

retard constipation

A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.

Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.

by NatalieWine August 4, 2007

Roblox Retard

This word is used to describe people who play the video game ‘Roblox’ slow.

People say afl mentality is a real thing. I call them a Roblox Retard.

by EFL>AFL March 28, 2019

Retardamongus

One who is the most astonishingly stupid among a group of people. Someone who draws attention to themselves by displaying their stupidity in public.

Frank was a real retardamongus last night at the club- apparently he THINKS he can really dance well.

by Celeste W. December 9, 2008

Retardar

Having the ability to pick people with disabilities out of a crowd.

Mandy: That kid is totally autistic.
Brian: How can you tell that by just looking at him?
Mandy: I have retardar.

by Diane Mower August 22, 2008

Retarded Cursor

When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.

Retarded Cursor

Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010