pillsbury fuckboy

Basically, a FLAKEY AF fuckboy

That pillsbury fuckboy ain't called, text, or nothin in the 2 weeks since he done stood me up.

by clew04002 December 26, 2016

polish mark

a beautiful person with the deepest blue eyes.

Polish mark, can we get some pierogi later?

by ClaraS April 13, 2017

polish patrick

An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.

Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.

Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.

by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017

Polish firecracker

A girl that is of half Polish and half Irish descent.

That Zuzanna O'Sullivan is real Polish firecracker.

by MrGrum May 25, 2017

Polish Starfort

The Polish Starfort is when you get a girl, and you have the sexes with her, while you are also shitting on her face, and then you rub it in.

Guy 1: Yeah I heard she's wild. She did the Polish Starfort with that guy Damien.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.

by iSorrowDaddy June 16, 2017

Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

polish gymsock

When a large German man ejaculates into a gym sock and fills the rest with ashes from either wood, paper, or Polish cadavers

Yo samantha get over here and imma bash your cunt with a polish gymsock

by Piddlecak September 18, 2017