Gayla's Cell Phone

A mystical object which has never been seen by human eyes. It has been said that this phone exists
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.

Hey let's call Gayla on her cell phone! Oh wait, Gayla's Cell Phone is at home in her drawer, where it retains maximum usefulness.

by richurd September 23, 2008

rip you open like a phonebook

the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed

see also: pop you open like a clam

"Hey Susan, come here so I rip you open like a phone book and we can start a family."

by Tom Jones 2 August 17, 2005

Dick Phone

While the female is giving oral sex she is talking with friends on her cell phone at the same time.

Wow i am glad my girl does not dick phone me!

by Pussy Monsta June 13, 2010

phone nazi

one who constantly annoys others about being on phone, then trys to steal the phone away.

Jordan is a phone nazi.

by Newms August 30, 2008

phone-yawn

The act of taking out a cell phone from one's pocket or purse, resulting in other people in the vicinity taking out and checking their phones as well.

As Harriet pulled her cell from her pocket to check for new text messages, her circle of friends phone-yawned, pulling out and checking their phones too. Not Becky; she lost her phone at the club the night before.

by SpicyNachos January 26, 2011

phone number

A number in which is called to by a person to reach another person

hey Joe's phone number is [phone] if you need to call him

by FerociousMasturBaiter March 6, 2018

burner phone

A cellphone usually connected under someone else's identity to conduct shady and illegal activity on and to avoid leaving a trail to the user. Depending on the carrier the phone is connected to, a burner can last up to 1 - 2 months before it is cut-off due to non-payment.

Dawg! You got a hook-up on burner phones? I'm deep in this street game, so I need a new one every week!

by ex-hustla January 16, 2009