Patrick Wienand

gimp²

Person 1: 'What do you think of Patrick Wienand'
Person 2: 'He's such a bloody gimp'

by willyoutjohnson January 30, 2025

Patrick Garcia

A Spanish- Filipino actor born in September 14, 1981, was also a matinee idol back in the 90s....

"Patrick garcia was one of the most famous actors from the 90s"

by anonymous February 21, 2025

Patrick Brooklyn

The reason that animals hibernate and why earth worms go underground to hide. Mr aura himself, fear itself and dread itself.

"Gee wilikers those hoodlums are almost as frightening as Patrick Brooklyn."

by ThreeHoodedHoodlums April 5, 2025

Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025

Patrick's People

There's a white guy in Statesville NC who tries to get uneducated Blacks to get their GED through his Adult Learning Center. The majority of these people are criminals with long rap sheets. This is absolutely no benefit to anyone, but himself. He does this to boost his HUGE ego.

Did you hear about Tyrone robbing that convenience store and shooting the clerk last night?
Yeah! I sho did! At least he has a GED. He's one of Patrick's People, you know?

by Thinman529k August 30, 2025

Patrick Arnold

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.

He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.

by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025

Patrick McMaster

A guy with a huge penis, gets all the ladies and just loves the hub.....

Nothing bothers this but a sex machine, he cant help himself.

Dude 1: Oh have you ever met Patrick McMaster?
Dude 2: no, is he a good bloke?
Dude 1: fuck yeah i love patrick mcmaster

by panivoewv September 17, 2025