Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.
Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.
Bro- you smell.
Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.
Bro- you smell.
Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.
by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017
Get the Desk pantsmug. Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.
I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.
by Ronronbojangles April 26, 2016
Get the Cheesy pantsmug. a term to refer to men engaging in the (forbidden) act of expressing and/or experiencing emotions. Oftentimes, this manifests in a manner that would be considered socially acceptable of a woman. Contrary to other pejorative terms, it does not carry a derogatory connotation.
antonym — 'big boy pants'
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antonym — 'big boy pants'
EM, reviewed AA
you sure you wanna watch the movie? you might get little pants, i know i'll have to put mine on
sorry, i'm just having a little pants moment👖
sorry, i'm just having a little pants moment👖
by funky duck. July 19, 2022
Get the little pantsmug. by Nuclear Fart 24 August 18, 2020
Get the Poopy Pantsmug. when a dude high off bars pants sag to their knees since they honestly don't give a shit about their pants sagging
guy 1: tell dude pick his pants up
guy 2: nah dude he off xans right now
guy 1: them shits xan pants not even sagging no more
guy 2: nah dude he off xans right now
guy 1: them shits xan pants not even sagging no more
by siptoomuch June 18, 2020
Get the xan pantsmug. A person who sells-out by putting a price on their dignity, effectively whoring their standards and views out for money, instead of their bodies.
Newspaper Editor: I need you to write a article on how evil gays are
You: But I have nothing against the gays
Newspaper Editor: Write it or your sacked!
You: Fine I quit, I'm not going to be your pants-on prostitute
You: But I have nothing against the gays
Newspaper Editor: Write it or your sacked!
You: Fine I quit, I'm not going to be your pants-on prostitute
by rfinch87 August 15, 2010
Get the Pants-on Prostitutemug. crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants
by Crab cum person May 25, 2019
Get the crab pantsmug.