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Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
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Panty Drop Jutsu

It is a series of hand movements that channel powerful energy that can make any girl drop her panties
Guy: Ha! Panty Drop Jutsu!
Girl: o shit
by topfraggot October 22, 2018
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panty pout

Girl lies on her back with her crotch raised. Places index and middle finger on either side of clit and pulls back towards her navel. Vagina accentuates mound.
Although all was going well, a panty pout sent them through the roof.
by Whirsty Whale March 8, 2017
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panty wencher

A crabby women with her underwear in knot and riding up the Hyman. Which turns her into a nasty BLE-ACH
Panty Wencher:

Crabby female with her panties in a bunch; riding up her crack!
by Brandon Gibby March 30, 2022
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wasabi panties

When you eat too much wasabi and it becomes the environment of your panties.
I had so much sushi tonight that the amount of wasabi I ate turned my panties to a spicy sushi roll environment that could only be described as wasabi panties
by Wasabi mama March 10, 2023
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Prison Panties

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012
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Pantie Stinkler

Lighting a fire cracker in your girls panties while making out
My girlfriend and I tried a pantie stinkler during 4th of July
by SonOfaGl1itch May 29, 2024
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