Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Get the COVID-9999 mug.When pirates or sea thieves have been kept busy figuring out how to take advantage of the surge in cargo ships passing by their coastal lands to raid and rob them during the coronavirus pandemic.
Thanks to Covid-🏴 ☠️, Somali marauders have had a boon time attacking a number of ships this year in spite of the economic pains brought about by Covid-19 at home—they sell their loot to buy food to survive the pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 13, 2020
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Get the Covid Toe mug.I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
by Jimmapp March 16, 2020
Get the Covid Paper Jacked mug.by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022
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