jerking off

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

[Fack Off]

Fack Off is an expression of extreme disagreement.

(T):Hey want to earn money on Second Life?
(A):FACK OFF

by RobinPK December 22, 2008

Off the Wedge

1) To be "Off the Wedge" - Amazing, awesome, really great

2) To go "Off the Wedge" - Fail, go haywire, mess up

1) That movie was off the wedge!

2) Damn it! The controller went off the wedge!

by A Completely Off the Wedge Guy January 31, 2010

Off the ranch

Better than off the hook, but not as good as off the treble.

(A) "Yo, that freestyle was off the ranch"

(B) "Yeah, he killed it with that last punch"

by ♠V|L|N♠ January 7, 2011

Jerging Off

The act of masturbating with Jergen's lotion.

Carl Struck out with the ladies last night, so he ended up jerging off at home by himself.

by Bergasm December 10, 2010

Macing Off

The act of talking about your Mac computer so joyously it seems like you get the same amount of joy from jacking off.

Meghan - Did you hear, James got a Mac Book and an I-touch?

Tom - Yes, I heard. James was Macing off in my ear for the better part of an hour about how awesome his new Mac is.

by DeeVee585 September 2, 2010

shower it off

To recover from something by showering.
Equivalent of 'sleep it off'

-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!

-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)

by Cirera June 12, 2011