phantom jerk

The act of masturbating an invisible penis with your hand in an effort to either piss people off or make them laugh depending on the situation.
This drunk asshole started shit with this waiter at Denny's the other night and when his friends started dragging him out he kept yelling at the poor guy. My friend Dan thought he was a dick like me so he started doing the phantom jerk. His girlfriend thought it was hilarious but he got pissed at us. When the asshole asked what our problem was Dan just did a toothy grin and said "problem?"
by Bassnium.exe October 29, 2011
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jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it
by gethorny.com August 21, 2021
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Jerk Ranger

Only the biggest MC's can be or are called Jerk Rangers
people who are commonly called jerk rangers tend to fuck Shit Up FSU all over the school yard. When people try step to you trying to jerk at you level they run away in embaressment !
Because once you pin drop you come back up and say bitch sit the FUCK down cause you can't handle this.
fail jerk ranger : *tries to pin drop*
Jerk Ranger : *Pause, step now do that Advance Reject then pindrop*
Fail jerk ranger: :'( runs away crying
Jerk Ranger : Thats right bitch, you just got JERK'd
by Jerk Ranger December 08, 2010
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turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 March 01, 2016
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A Jerk-off

2 or more men set off on a competition to see which man ejaculates first. The contest measures the following: amount of ejaculate, quality of the specimen, and naturally, smell. similar to boxing regulations, there are many variations of the rules and often has no clear cut winner, but unlike boxing, everyone wins in the end.
your loads are pathetic, I challenge you to a jerk-off !
by B-dones September 16, 2018
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shit jerking

The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.
"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.
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the old pump and jerk

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.
by themaskednwker September 15, 2013
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