noob stick

A stick used to beat on people who are new to gaming at a LAN party, or people who are often unliked.

Somegamer123 brought speakers to the LAN party so we had to beat him with the noob stick.

by bbene August 28, 2006

noob cannon

The noob cannon is a weapon, usually a gun, that is used by people who lack the skills to play the game at a higher level. Therefore, they use the noob cannon to kill people because it gives them the advantage over the people using the average respectable weapon. People who use the noob cannon are often disliked by fellow gamers and are often met with profanity.

In the Socom series, two noob cannons are the F90 and MK.

by CCC ol 908 January 04, 2007

noobing up

someone who was a noob and used to use stuff like the noob tubes, rocket lanchers etc. Now though they use more skillful weapons like pistols or sniper rifles.

Player 1: shit i got powned by player 3
Player 2: did he nube tube you again?
player 1: no, he head shotted me
player 2: wow he must be finally noobing up

by Arnold antinagor April 17, 2009

facebook noob

one who has no experience with facebook and/or still doesn't know how to use the special new features/apps. Noob status does not go away with time, but with experience and honing of knowledge. Remedy; friend a facebook whore (if you can)

Person 1: How do you tag someone in my status?!?
Person 2:IDK where's the help button?
Person 1:Is there even a help button?
Person 2: We are such facebook noobs.

by aim me September 27, 2009

noob

a person who is not a professional at something but insists that they are better than you

This noob tried to buy my phone for $100,even when i told him/her its $5000

by GT broes February 04, 2017

WHAT A NOOB

The ultimae phrase as you stand over a dead body and tea bag repeatidly.

*Pray assasinated Supa*
Pray *shouts* WHAT A NOOB

by john December 18, 2004

noob tube

A weapon that is often employed by someone who is "new" to an FPS game and needs to use the maximum ammount of fire power just to "try" to survive, because noob's have no skill. Usually a Bazukka or rocket launcher. Hense the term "noob tube".

Maj. Poopinschaft: " Hay you killed me 10 times in a row....
I think I'll get you with a bazukka, because I have no skill ! "
cartOOnman: " Go ahead, Get your noob tube, I'll still bash you over the head with a 45. NYUK NYUK NYUK MUUhahahahahaha "

by Patrick "cartOOnman™" Collins January 15, 2007