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MTP

Mop Top Poser.
Lad with long hair walks around like theyre untouchable. usually surfers/scene kid.
"That kid peran is a proper MTP!"
by *CharmZ* March 6, 2009
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mTw

Multinational e-sport clan, founded in Germany in 1998. Started as FPS clan and once was one of the most successful clans wordlwide. Now hosts squads for a variety of games (e.g. CS, WC3, FIFA series).
Did you see the Counterstrike match between mTw and X3 yesterday?
by doany March 31, 2008
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M.T.D.

This is someone of a myspace nature addiction. (Myspace Transmitted Disease)
Cory: My damn brother is an M.T.D.

Erika: Is that worse than aids
by Cory Sanabria December 11, 2006
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M.T.F.U

"i cant fire him,"
"dude, M.T.F.U.
by Radarhut March 4, 2011
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lbmt (L.B.M.T.)

Large or (little) breasted mattress thrasher is a term that comes from the Greek words great in bed. L.B.M.T. is a word anyone can use and is great for the whole family. So start using it today!!!!
Man your mother looks like and lbmt (L.B.M.T.)

Guy 1:Shes really hot, I would want to bang her.

Guy2:Watch out I heard shes an lbmt (L.B.M.T.)
by Gare-bear!!!! October 22, 2009
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MTBF

1. In machines, the amount of time, when operating a bank of machines, between any one of them failing. Not lifetime, as hard drive manufacturers want you to think. It is the average amount of time between failures of indivdual parts when talking about a system.

2. In biology, the average lifespan of each individual organism which has a particular set of genes or "environment of luck". An "environment of luck" can be something like all people who fly on a plane, living around individuals who want you dead in the worst way,all people who smoke, or some other demographic.
1. When punching laced cards on a bank of keypunch punched-card makers, the average MTBF is about three cards.
1. In an average house, it is normal to burn out 3 incandescent light bulbs in a month. Therfore the MTBF is 10 days.
2. Teacher:"King tut only lived to be 19."
Mocking Student:"Wow, his MTBF is in the toilet!"
2. "The MTBF of John Benet Ramsey is quite short."
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MTV

A reason of teen preggo-ness
When me and my new gf were driving back to LA from San Fransisco, I said I hated MTV, she said she loved it. Yup, that bitch walked home.
by qwertyface December 7, 2011
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