Moose-Heffer

A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.

Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.

Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles

by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005

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moose toe

The Canadian version of camel toe.

Person 1: Check out her camel toe.
Person 2: She's Canadian, so she's got moose toe.

by san-nicola June 9, 2010

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moose knuckle

when a women/man pulls up their pants to high they get a "camel toe" in slang a moose knuckle

"dude you got a moose knuckle I can see your flaps"
"Excuse me miss, but your moose knuckle is showing."

by George flumpalump September 14, 2012

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Moose Knuckle

A very noticeable bulge beneath a tight clothed males waist line, more popularly known as a hard on or erection. Due to the restricted room for the dicks extension, it fails to fully protrude outward, thus, remaining hindered and resembling an intriguing mound-shaped growth instead. Women have camel toes and men have moose knuckles (which is actually pertaining to the knee on a moose).

"Oh my GOD girlfriend, did you see the size of that moose knuckle that guy was carrying around under his speedo?"

by teenez69er August 22, 2014

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Moose Tacos

A variation on the Moustakas. After removing the baseball bat from the ass, it is then wiped clean on a tortilla. It is then sprinkled with cheese and eaten.

After the game every night, Mike likes to wind down with some drinks, a little sex, and finish it off with some Moose Tacos.

by Mike Bo. May 16, 2008

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