meat tricycle

The act of having sex with your friend and one girl, one penis is inserted into the vagina whilst the other goes into the mouth and like this you both pick the girl up and run around to make a Meat Tricycle.

man kyle is really cool and I think I want him to make a Meat Tricycle with Beth and I.

by Harmless Words January 15, 2019

gutter meat

Any meat of indeterminate nature, or of questionable quality. Will typically cause gastric distress, although it very well may be quite delectable.

That gutter meat burrito from the taco truck will tear me up in twenty minutes, but it was totally worth it.

by Tyrannosaurus.supremo June 24, 2016

Meat Sick

The common illness of slutty girls. When you take too much dick in too short of time and your body starts shutting down and rejecting anything that resembles a dick, including meat. Commonly known as dick sick.

Dude 1: "Broooo, have you seen Brooklyn since the orgy??
Dude 2: "Nahhh dude, but I saw she was getting pegged like a pin cushion"
Dude 1: " Yea broski, she's totally Meat Sick... She can't even look at a cucumber"

by SplumCannon2000 October 12, 2016

Meat Tutu

A man's foreskin, typically either a Jew or European.

Girl 1: So did you fuck Steinfeld last night?

Girl 2: No, he still had a meat tutu.

Girl 1: Oh gross, I should of known with a name like Steinfeld.

by Meat tutus June 10, 2015

Meat-Muzzle

Insinuating that someone will quiet someone else by placing their penis into the annoying, talking persons mouth.

Shut up or i will slap the Meat-Muzzle on you. Bitch.

by Obb September 29, 2007

Clown Meat

When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.

Blueballs or loner boner.

Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.

Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.

Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen

by Neoslayer July 24, 2021

meat lockery

To adhere to the qualities of a butcher's meat locker. Not to be confused with meat locker. Noticeably cold.

While everyone was complaining of the 100 plus degree heat, I was in my cubicle where the air was meat lockery.

by Bestine September 28, 2008