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kirsty mackenzie

... i rememeber the feeling of when something feels soo right.... after that we juust got closer and closer useing silly pet words to comunicate... i used to love hearing her make squeeks and little noises in my ear it was soo cute. i think we got on extremely well and i miss her loads i have never been that close and cute with someone before and not sure i wil again it was like having a best friend u could tell anything and share everything..... i hopes she has as fond memories of our time together as i have she has made such a bi impression on me and i will never forget her.. shes sooo spleshal that all i want is to have her back in my arms.. wearing her as a rucksack lying around having fun and being stully loves you mackers!! :)
by stueypoo December 7, 2011
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sloppy mackerel

A vagina that has the firmness of a condom full of grapes
Wow man! That's a sloppy mackerel
by Flappy pancake February 10, 2015
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Strawberry Mackenzie

something I call my baby girl 12-11-15
Mahad: hey potato
MacKenzie: noooooo
Mahad: OK OK, hey strawberry Mackenzie ;)
by Zxid October 8, 2016
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fern mackay

A young beautiful funny creatful girl with blonde hair blues eyes. All the boys fall for her and fight over her
by Martha Murray December 13, 2016
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Jeremy mackay

One of the most amazing guy's to ever walk on this planet...
by You can't hide April 18, 2018
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bryce mackenzie

bryce is a very attractive person. He gets hotter by the minute and always ends up dating a girl named summer.
guy 1- dude your girl is hot
bryce mackenzie - i know right, back off
by Quartario April 20, 2018
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Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.
Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019
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