When you pull a moleshit move and ditch your friends to buy Starbucks for some dumb bitch(es), George's Law applies: "She's not gonna suck your dick man."
{Upon returning from a trip to Starbucks with two coffees}
Mole: (Lights a smoke) I think I have about an 85% chance now. I had a 60% chance before, that's about a 25% increase.
George: She's not gonna suck your dick man.
Mole: Fuck you george.
George's Law has therefore been applied.
Mole: (Lights a smoke) I think I have about an 85% chance now. I had a 60% chance before, that's about a 25% increase.
George: She's not gonna suck your dick man.
Mole: Fuck you george.
George's Law has therefore been applied.
by L^3Community April 7, 2009
Get the George's Lawmug. Ezzy's Law was coined by Ezzy (aka the-spoopy-homosexual, the-old-homosexual, the-ol-homosexual, and other names on Tumblr) stating "If a white guy says the word “intelligent”, 95% of the time, he’s racist or smth"
(racist url) on a reblog about racism, homophobia, etc: Haha, I am still more intelligent than you
(Someone else): Ezzy's Law
(Someone else): Ezzy's Law
by The-Ol-Homosexual October 21, 2019
Get the Ezzy's Lawmug. Armandos law was used back in Nazi Germany which states- never date white women. All they do is eat hot chip and lie.
Ayo "homie" what are you doing. You're going against Armandos law
You are the definition of "Armandos Law" because all you do is eat hot chip and lie.
You are the definition of "Armandos Law" because all you do is eat hot chip and lie.
by TheLegend27Mk2 November 9, 2020
Get the Armandos Lawmug. The theory that LGBTQ people, like stand users in the popular series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, are brought together and can gather together as friends/enemies/social circles by total accident. Many LGBTQ people have had experience with this bizarre social phenomenon. Not to be confused with Bidoof's Law
'I met all my closest friends before any of us realised we were all LGBTQ, I guess this is just another case of Hazamada's Law ! '
by melty September 19, 2019
Get the Hazamada's Lawmug. by Jojo Popz August 9, 2009
Get the Fag-in-lawmug. Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.
(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)
(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)
Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.
Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.
Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!
by Philleepe January 8, 2015
Get the Smurfy's Lawmug. The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.
Q: Gun control doesn’t work!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013
Get the The Law of Averagesmug.