knife to split

Cut a knife in two, shove one end in your peehole and the other in your anus, fucking wildly back and forth.

So Jon was into some weird stuff, dude decided to perform a knife to split and needed Sarah's friend, Katie to join them. Katie willingly accepted as she was a bit of a urethraholic, but we'll get into that another time. He decided to go handle first on both sides, producing the knife blade ends' for his ladies. He got into a back and forth humping motion slaughtering Katie while she tried to suck his dick, turning it into a wildly bloody and gratuitous event. Sarah, on the other end, handled it like a fucking champ and went ass to ass with Jon until climaxing at a G-spot orgasm for several hours. She wiped her booty and rubbed the dirtied cloth on Jon's face asking, "Is that all you got for me, babe?"

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Knowlewest

Knowle west, a place where the chavs stroll and rob, and the old moan and groan, is a place where you can't find one un-related person, some how they're all cousins, they even look the same too. I swear on my nans backy tin I once saw a guy there with 13 toes. Every time i walk through there feels like my shoes laces will be taken straight from under me, sketchy vibes. Hands in pockets. Never look up.

The little boy from knowlewest strolling through the street, came home to realise he had no shoes on his feet.

SON:Daad what's that place over there?

DAD:Oh, that's knowlewest son , you must promise me you'll never go there!

by Bristols crack cocaine kid January 7, 2017

knocking on heavens door

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.

Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

by Robo0000222 March 2, 2017

Knee nap

The art of teeter noding due to one's ability to substantially stay awake for long periods of time; up until total body failure begins to occur

One might say I took a short knee nap last night when i awoke just as my face broke my fall against my scorching hot woodstove.

by Mudholemike October 17, 2018

Knoch

2018-2019

School filled with athletes, smart kids, back stabbing thots, vape lords, and epic gamers. Still mostly known for our strikes and okayish sports. Everyone has a VSCO and everyone secretly hates each other. Nobody ever pays attention during class and plays Imessage games. Everything on the Chromebooks are blocked because they suck ass. Every cute relationship ends very suddenly. Our sports are going to go down very suddenly once the seniors and juniors leave. lol.

homie, i wish i went to knoch even though the school gets worse and worse every year

by ~~~~vshhhhhhhhhh November 20, 2018

knob and tube wiring

knob and tube wiring is an electrical wiring system with 2 wires spaced atleast 1 foot a part from etchother with ceramic knob and tube insulators knob and tube wiring was used in houses and buildings in the early days of electricity before sheaved cable was invented and is still in use in a lot of older buildings

my cousins old house has knob and tube wiring still in use and working after over a century wow

by littlejimmie March 7, 2019

Kntl

Indonesian slang word; the abbrevation of kontol; meaning is men's genital part; penis

Memang otak kau ngga jauh dari kntl saja!

by xximbecile June 6, 2019