just clawse 

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)

I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!

just clawse by QuacksO November 23, 2018

Just Jerking January 

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm

A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you

Just Jerking January by meh12558 December 3, 2018

just dank 

when someone says you’re “just dank”, that is a phat insult. it means you’re all dank and no meme and if you’re all dank and no meme then you’re useless and irrelevant

“you’re wack and you know nothing. you’re just dank my guy. nothing more and nothing less, just dank. smh”

just dank by gee gee gee gee baby baby baby January 4, 2019

"Just in case" shave 

When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.

GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!

Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?

UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!

"Just in case" shave by justincaseshave February 5, 2019

Just V it! 

Hit the Letter Between C and B on a QWER Keyboard .

Hit the letter V on the keyboard.
Example:

Person 1: So how do you render video on final cut?
Person 2: Just V it!

Just V it! by Spectromers_Has_Been_Used_Here March 1, 2019

Just so max 

When the concept is good but, god damn does it never work out.

"Why can't we build this cubby house?"
"Maaan, it's because the plans are just so max!"

Just so max by Donvitojnr April 3, 2019

Just Best friends

It says it in the name all they are is best friends nothing is ever gonna happen they don’t like eachother. Get that in your head Alexis!!!

Are you guys dating ? no we are just best friends

Just Best friends by Val’s Short Ass April 23, 2019