cooter biscuit

Mysterious lady parts. Located near the hanoose.

Hey woman, make me a sandwich or I will kick you in the cooter biscuit!

by Bryce Bessler April 23, 2007

my biscuit

another way of saying my bad, or sorry, my fault.

Hey, howcome you didn't call me yesterday ? Oops, my biscuit !

by bubba steve July 17, 2007

butt biscuit

biscuit made entirely of solid dried shit and ass skin flakes

Mom whats this shit in the fridge?

by bob May 9, 2003

broken biscuits

a term meaning 'all is not good'.when something goes wrong it can be described as broken biscuits.also meaning unwell,like a ropey donkey

man,threw my girlfriend at the wall and now she looks like broken biscuits

by bossmanhugo January 2, 2005

Sea-biscuit

When a group of salor go diveing and find 2 hobnobs then jizz in between them to make a sort of custard cream, is a delecasy among seamen.

Jimmy: Have you got any of those special Sea-biscuits
Bob: Yes fresh this afternoon.

by Azzmation November 3, 2006

Air Biscuit

When you fart into an article of clothing and then throw said article into another person's face.

Carmen just got hit in the face with Adam's air biscuit.

by Craftyman71 February 7, 2009

wet biscuit

a limp, moist, weak, handshake

As in a man or woman gives you a bad handshake. "I sure don't trust that guy Bill, he gives a wet biscuit." (i.e. bad handshake)

by Sassmouth11 July 25, 2011