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Grass Honky

Derogatory term for a white redneck located in a prairie/grassland
The grids get dangerous after dark; all the grass honkies start their migration home from the bar

"If America don't come 'round, we got to burn it down. You better get some guns, brother. The only thing the grass honky respects is a gun."
by Cornbread Fred June 22, 2023
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Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.
“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”
by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024
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Grass

Something a Jellybean fan can’t touch
Normal person: go touch grass

Jellybean fan: No, Jellybean is about to upload a new YouTube short!
by JellybeanHater69 July 7, 2022
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Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that
Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no
by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021
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Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.
Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass
by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023
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Honky grass

A residential lawn or area of extremely well maintained grass that only white people put the time and money into caring for. The effort in lawncare outweighs the effort they put into their own wife or children. Typically associated with a pair of green stained, white, New Balance shoes and a riding mower with a light beer.
Damn, Mr. B's grass be green as a motha, he got that honky grass.
by WhitePeopling November 6, 2024
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Grass

Something only people without sanity touch
“Hey u wanna touch grass

He died that day
by Read this to be gay January 10, 2023
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