miniature tank

one of the greatest games to play when you are sick of studying or when you just get in on the weekend. you lay on the floor and headbut each other until you cry from laughing so hard all the while chanting miniature tank, miniature tank, miniature tank
hey guys lets play this really fun game...miniature tank.
by OMSK February 12, 2009
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JUNK TANK

When a guy is so fat, his junk is not small... it's a tank (also known as "the Blob"! This is also known to happen when guys get extreme silicone injections.
by Van Mad August 10, 2006
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Alaskan Spank Tank

This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.
The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!
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Paladin tank syndrome

Overly vocal declarations of one's tanking abilities and penchant for threatning to quit. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in paladin tanks, people who feel they need to make up for their class inadequacy somehow.
OMG you fucking warrior tanks think you are amazing.
nobody knows about paladin tanks, they are the best, but nobody realises it because everyone fucking loves gay ass warrior tanks.
Paladin tank syndrome = noob
by Prot Warrior September 11, 2008
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Antifa Tank Division

The Antifa Tank Division, or ATD, is a subset of the greater Antifa movement. A tank is one of the (heavily disproportionately female) fatties on her mobility scooter. Tanks are characterized by their bullet carrying capacity being akin to that of the emu due to just how much fat they happen to pack on there.

Tanks are generally equiped with a stock of milkshakes, gasoline, a pack of matches, and a weapon to "bash the fash" (usually a slice of pizza that they accidentally sat on and forgot about, assuming they do not feel the urge to inhale it first.

Members of the Antifa Tank Division are oftentimes seen outside Starbucks, ready to lightly lob coffee, milkshakes, and acid at "fascists" (read centrists and conservatives), only to call the cops when they get shit back.
The Antifa Tank Division is a group of retarded fatasses who would rather abuse and assault defenseless people instead of getting a job and contributing to society.
by ChigginNiggers November 18, 2021
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full tank of gas

in possession of full wood. when using public transport and acquiring convoy cock, you would have a full tank of gas.
wowzers look at that piece of ass, i've got a full tank of gas just thinking about it.
by fabisupforthecupyeahbaby November 25, 2007
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Sugar in his tank

When you wonder if a guy likes the opposite sex or not.
Buddy rubbed me the wrong way with those fruity jokes,,, he may have some sugar in his tank.. Idk if I can be seen with the likes of him, people may look at me funny.
by Immortal1 September 18, 2021
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