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Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.
The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.
by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016
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dummy fried

"i smoked three bowls and i'm dummy fried"
by stonerrrrrrchic February 23, 2017
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The Five Knights

A group of wild, insane, weird and creepy friends who're are dorks and formed a group named the 5 knights one day in grade 5 and still use it to this day cause they be weird!!!
- who are those freaks running around the school yard like weirdos

- the five knights they weird

- ya no duh!

*joins the group in their fun*
by Movi3junki3_42 May 19, 2017
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Diamond Fiveosis

The inability to be a decent person even when faced with good fortune.
I am diagnosed with Diamond Fiveosis. The doctors told my parents no matter how much sex, money or fame I acquire, there is no way to stop being a loser for me. Faced with such a serious ailment, I find myself caught in a paradox. I am a loser physiologically, like all of you, but incapable of asking for your help dealing with it, because none of you are coaches , players or high elo.
by midder February 17, 2018
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Snide Fried

Eat In Snide Fried at your own peril, proper snide that chicken, If It Is chicken.
by Proper Manc Lad July 31, 2018
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soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018
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Just Five More Minutes

A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.
Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!

Me: ...just five more minutes

Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!
by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 13, 2020
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