French uptempo

You enjoy having your ears bleed. It is very debatable if this can even be considered music. You can find this abomination of creation on a channel called Frenchcore Hardcore.

Person 1: Yo, I like listening to French uptempo
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.

by He's_a_submarine_he's_a_submaa December 3, 2022

french bicycle

A term used when both partners roll into a wheel while 69ing

There is no room to French bicycle in here we would roll into fucking everything

by Frenchmen99876 April 21, 2014

French Surprise

When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.

I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.

by ShitDick82637 January 8, 2022

French goodbye

Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.

Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.

by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023

French tickler

When a man/woman eats a can of corn the night before and the next night before they shit they get fucked in the ass

Hey babe better eat your corn so I can give you a french tickler tomorrow

by kingsize February 27, 2022

french internet

bad internet connection

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"

by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020

french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.

Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!

by noblindonkey March 30, 2021