Lukeism Church

A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays

*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"

by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020

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Church Smile

A word to describe the attitude of someone being disingenuously nice in order to cover their true rotten personality

That bitch Karen had a church smile on all day, made me want to punt Mrs.Perfect into the lake

by GuyLampShade June 01, 2022

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Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.

Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11

by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021

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to reform The Church

(verb): to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?

student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?

professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,

by Sexydimma September 18, 2012

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to reform The Church

(verb): to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?

student: to reform The Church?

professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.

by Sexydimma November 05, 2012

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