pink flamingo

code word for a hand job given to a guy under his pants while his pants are still on, typically in high-risk of getting caught situations

I'm gonna give him a pink flamingo at work

by misssexypants September 2, 2017

Dead Flamingo

When Person A makes Person B stand on one leg and puts two arms up in the air in an L shaped form. Then the Person A pretends to drop something while he makes Person B pick it up. Then Person A rips a vigorous shart in Person B's face while dropping to the floor.

For our warmups yesterday I made Jamie do a dead flamingo. He didn't play the rest of the season after that one.

by CheiFChokinAH0 September 21, 2017

The Flaming Lips

A dumbass band that writes songs about death

The drummer from The Flaming Lips is a total junkie

by freefall44 December 21, 2020

Flaming Tequila

A tequila that has been set on fire. The way to drink a flaming tequila is best done by way of a staw.

First, one sticks the straw into the burning alcohol and must suck up all of the tequila before the straw melts. This is chugging and makes you drunk pretty fucking quick. But if you're slow as hell the fire might shoot up your straw and, not burn, heat up your mouth.

The second way of doing is is holding the shot glass above you and pouring it into your mouth. Hopefully the fire will die out by the time it hits your tongue... Hopefully.

Sheila burned her throat on the Flaming Tequila.

by Bob August 6, 2004

flaming rod

a woman covers the penis in vaseline, sprays it with hair spray and ignites the wiener. she then proceeds to swallow it, smothering the flame and thus completeing the flaming rod swallow.

He went to the hospital as a result of a flaming rod gone wrong.

by matt wunshc May 13, 2005

Flaming McFagCakes

1.a word used to describe a Extremely homosexual immigrant who likes to date Freshman jews in the NJ Area. also likes getting "cock- Slapped" while drunk by older men.

1. man that Nick B is such a Flaming McFagCakes

2. boy, after doing all that stuff at that party with that freshman and those two seniors e sure is a flaming McFatCakes

by Super Random Kid 87 August 13, 2007

faking a sonogram

Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.

-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.

by utahutes January 28, 2009