fanny

v. To fanny is to play down ones skill when playing competitive snooker for small stakes, the objective being that the unsuspecting opponent fancies his chances and suggests that the wager be increased. The superior player is then placed to make a sting and cleans up.

"Watch it when you play Wally for money, he is liable to fanny" - sound advice received in a Norwich snooker hall (1966).

by norfolkboy September 7, 2006

fannybatter

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

fannybatter Often found encrusted in the lady's quim after a heavy session of hiding the sausage or drinking from the furry love cup. Often also found liberally coating mattrasses in catholic girls' school dormitories after a heavy session of clamjousting.

Has a delicate aroma similar to kippers or, perhaps, salted anchovies which, as it happens, are the principle ingredient of Gentlemen's Relish.

by The_Fly_UK January 28, 2009

fanny wank

when a woman masturbates or is masturbated

Matt fanny wanked his girlfriend instead of having sex

by jesscherry February 28, 2009

glass back fanny

this is a person who is acting like an idiot, maybe they are being a pain in the arse. this is never a compliment and should only be used as a last resort in an arguement

floz dont be such a glass back fanny and do as i say

by David Alderson July 27, 2005

fanny pack

When a woman takes it in both holes, thus packing it in both her British and American fannies.

While unfashionable, she always touted the usefulness of a good fanny pack once in a while.

by nalpwod April 17, 2008

Fannypack

Someone who insists on drinking only warm or room temperature "pepseh"(aka pepsi) and seems to always be "busy" doing worthless chores like dusting vases or his dads athletic trophies or minimum wage work-related activies, like Arbie's or some other fast food restaurant, but is really doing one of few things

1. Playing Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops

2. Rubbing one out

3. Macking on really gross Asian chicks that want a one night stand and that have really squinty eyes and have no upper body at all

4. Playing golf all the time, even in the winter and bitching the entire time when playing

5. Complaining about absolutely nothing and blaming everyone but himself for his failures in life

6. Attending religious activities, like buying a new yamaka or a monora

Martin-"We should all hang out this friday."

Derek-"Yeah sounds like a great plan."

Tyler-"That would be Awesome."

Nate-"Thanks for the offer but I already have plans for that day."

All Three-"Wow Nate, you're such a FANNYPACK!!!"

Nate-"Sorry I actually have a life and have other things to do."

by Du So Good December 14, 2010

fannin

When a girlfriend says that the only way her boyfriend will see her naked is if he watches her take a diahrea shit and wipes her ass with his hand.

The only problem with Brenda is she likes the fannin technique too much.

by ArDhRb April 12, 2009