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Ethans dick

Known as a very small body part that you can only see with use of a microscope
Person 1: Have you seen Ethans dick?
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope
by Smedgd April 23, 2017
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Ethan

Ethan is usually the loud one at school the one that blurts out things in class to be funny, but is really hard to tell what he's thinking. He hides his feelings away and keep them there and acts like nothing's wrong, he'll put people's problems in front of his and ignore his feelings. If you become his friend he's more than just the class clown, he's the most nicest and caring person you'll meet. He'll ask you if your okay every second he thinks your not happy. He'll give you compliments and tell you funny jokes that make you smile, and when you make him smile his eyes seem to become brighter almost and he just seems more happier than usual.

He'll text you all night if your feeling a bit down or if he just wants to talk to you. Once you become his friend, you'll never want to leave him.
I never want to leave Ethan ever,
by Heyisme June 18, 2017
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You know Ethan? He’s a bit of a cunt
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ethanol

Apparently most big oil and car companies think that it is perfectly moral to use up the earths shrinking farmland to turn corn into gas to drive their big ass Hummers, SUVs and to fuel their smart bombs to vaporize people in the middle east. While that same farmland can be used to feed some of the 1.2 billion people living in absolute poverty.
socially conscious american-" ethanol cured my uncle's prostate cancer and won the war on terror"
by mAgik bUS September 16, 2006
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Ethan

His dick is small, and he cant roast anyone, but he can make some very laughable jokes, and is a good friend.
Ethan: *clever joke*
Friends: HA! your hilarious Ethan
by TwinMadnessDragon October 30, 2016
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Ethan

A person who might look like he doesn't care about anything but deep inside he is sweet and caring

He has a way to make you laugh even if you're down and you can be yourself when you're around him like when you're goofy his gonna do it as well xD...

He's a good friend and you could trust him

He is who he is and I won't change a thing about him
He is Ethan and i fell in love with because of who he is and not because of his looks
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ethian

a boy and/or girl who is totally nooby wooby in life

he/she are mostly friend with the opsite gender.

the name ethian is also used for when someone is/does something stupid
girl 1 : ugh did you see her clothes ?
girl 2: yes so ethian.
by sugargirl7 February 25, 2017
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