When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.
Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.
by Mrficklepicke September 10, 2020
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“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”
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Dusty side chick is that side girlfriend that’s been Placed on the shelf for awhile collecting dust.
by anonymous October 29, 2020
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by Mr Clean Project November 19, 2020
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by Dr. Ducky November 29, 2020
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