drunk-time

being so involved in ones drunken state that one forgets that time is actually passing

maura: okay... mike told me that he was only staying out until two am... its now four am.. should i start looking behind dumpsters for him?

jennifer: um no...im sure hes just on drunk-time... he will come back eventually.

by kapapko February 17, 2010

Drunk Toes

When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.

Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.

by rosschromatic April 18, 2010

Air Drunk

When one has the symptoms of being drunk and stupid, but has not consumed any alcohol to start with

"Yo you see todd last night?"

" Yea man, dude took a sip of apple juice and just went completely air drunk!"

by OpTiCris November 1, 2015

Suzi drunk

A level of drunkness achieved only by the skilled and the few. Suzi drunkness is defined by the ability to successfully move an entire group whilst maintaining an air of calm and tranquility.

I was totally Suzi drunk last night.

She was so Suzi drunk, she looked effortless.

by Tinkerbell1902 December 4, 2018

penis drunk

In men; the result of standards being lowered as the level of arousal rises.

"Dude, what was up with that butterface last night?"

"Leave me alone, I was penis drunk."

by arrowheadian July 19, 2012

Drunk minute

A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.

Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."

by Ward Indigo September 15, 2009

Drunk Bidding

The act of bidding on something on eBay while intoxicated. In the following days, the drunk bidder hopes that he/she get outbid and doesn't have to pony up the cash.

While drunk bidding, Jason was stuck with the horizontal band saw after no one outbid him.

by gizzmo696 May 8, 2012