Charlie the drunk guinea pig

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!

Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010

Fake drunk

When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".

"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"

"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."

by Mr. Schade September 21, 2013

mean drunk

A person who, when consuming alcoholic beverages, is given to highly aggressive and antisocial behavior. This can range from simple verbal intimidation to physical assault. Mean drunks tend to overreact to small slights, and threaten physical violence toward anyone they perceive as threatening them. The term also implies that the person may be entirely normal when not drunk, and that it is the alcohol which causes the aggressive behavior. Contrast with a "happy drunk," who becomes much more social and frindly under the influence of alcohol.

Mean drunks appear to be a minority of the drinking population, and due to their aggressive behavior are not often welcome at social gatherings for long. Since they behave irrationally and often attack with little provocation, the best tactic is to stay out of their way.

"He's such a nice guy usually, but he's a mean drunk. Don't get in his way at a bar."

by The Creature April 21, 2006

Dry Drunk

Someone who is no longer drinking but is not happy with life. This person usually still has his/her alcoholic mindset but not the booze.

I stopped going to that AA meeting downtown because it was mostly full of dry drunks.

by Boozehound 69 October 18, 2008

bitty drunk

A special level of drunk achieved by ridiculously cute bitties.

1. Drew, if you don't show, we're gonna get bitty drunk and thennnnnn find you.

2. Damn there's lots of bitty drunks up in hurr.

by avchoy December 21, 2010

Snap drunk

Sudden transition from a state of sobriety to undeniable inebriation without an interim period of tipsiness.

I was out last night with friends and as we left the bar I was snap drunk and had to go home.

by RachelFelicity June 24, 2015

Grade 9 Drunk

the act/process/thought of getting extremely hammered, similar to that of your first time being intoxicated in grade 9

"Hey man, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Yea for sure, I plan on getting grade 9 drunk"

by GetShmammered May 7, 2010