david romero rico

David Romero rico is just that nigga

-got a fat cock
-got mad bitches
-he’s getting head as you are reading this
-he’s also got mad bread

David Romero rico is that nigga

by JPN.GXD October 28, 2020

David Carben

David Carben is the most kindest, loving, caring, funny, handsome person anyone could ever meet. He will never fail to put a smile on your face whenever he’s around. Everyone likes to hang around David because of his amazing, quirky personality. David is the best person that you could ever meet in your life and you are sure to always remember him and keep him dear to your heart.

David Carben is the kindest hearted person. And my best friend.

by David Carben November 22, 2020

David de gea'd

The act of saving something quite unsaveable in a calm and breathtaking manner.Also a goalkeeper who's better than Alisson and Neuer

"Yo, I just david de gea'd my marriage, she's never leaving me now"

by AlissonBecker January 9, 2021

David

Biggest cock in the world, famous for doing Alabama hot pockets with his daughter's babysitter. His hydrolic water-cooling cock is measured at 16.4 feet which is perfect for tearing anyone's ass! He is currently viral on David Dobrik for having sex with his assistant (Natalie).

Natalie: OHHH THAT HYDROLIC COCK IS SO MASSIVE!!!! FUUUUUUCK!
David: Come to my bedroom.

Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.

by David Dobrik's assistant January 13, 2021

David Song

Statistically proven to be the most common name for autistic Chinese boys

"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"

by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021

davian stan

when ur bsf davian is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a davian stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
spyder: no way, same!
mateo: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more davian stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021

david.my.beloved

This person deserves praise and love
so praise and love them
-with love xoxo

Ayo yk moxie??

You mean david.my.beloved ?Ye man. They be so down bad for undetailed pixels its crazy!
really is!

by Dawnmeow August 31, 2021