Dad-Vag

A term used to describe a father who has ho balls, nor a penis as a matter of fact. A father who is spineless and have the tendency to pussy out of every conflict.

Guy 1: Hey bro, ask your dad if we can borough his car for the night.

Guy 2: Sure, but I don't think he'll let us.

Guy 1: Daaamn bro, your dad's such a dad-vag, he'll never let us do anything cool.

by DonKnalje November 5, 2011

Dad Hat

A hat that is curved and is usually a baseball cap.

"You see that dad hat, that looks ugly"

by Otis Jay August 10, 2016

dad's ride

The way wanna-be gangsters say "that's right".
Usually an "unnh!" is placed before this butchered phrase.

"Unnh! Dad's ride" the dumbass said as he won a bar bet about Matty Alou's batting average in 1966. .342

by Downvoting Victim April 21, 2018

dad-hater

dad-hater ...such a made up word

by Anna October 21, 2003

Dad Rap

An underground genre of rap music that incorporates dad jokes. This genre of music is an internet phenomenon.

"I slept with a rapper."
"What kind of rap does he do?"
"Dad Rap."
"What's Dad Rap?"
"Oh, you know... Rap that's full of dad jokes."
"Tight."

by hoodoorat September 12, 2016

dad-gummit

What you say instead of "dammit" if you're a huge fagbate and fuck little boys.

The bathroom is closed, dad-gummit.

by JayBone January 6, 2005

dad pics

photos taken by one, either jokingly or to be taken literally, to please their significant other

“send me some dad pics”

by maddexter February 21, 2018