fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Interview without coffee

British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.

Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.

by dulishcamabu January 12, 2009

Irish Coffee

An alcoholic coffee drink made with Irish Whiskey.

How to make:
Warm a 8-oz thick goblet by rinsing it in very hot or boiling water. Pour fresh coffee (about 5 to 6. oz) and whiskey (about 2 oz.) into goblet. Add sugar, stiring until dissolved, then add a generous dab of whipped cream.

You'd be suprised how many bartenders don't know how to make Irish Coffee.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Hot Coffee

A nice hot, steaming cup of joe with an incredibly welcoming smell and the perfect thing first thing in the morning.

1. What's all this sex mod rubbish?

2. I like to start my day with a nice hot coffee.

3. Mmm that hot coffee looks and smells damn good.

4. How do you like your coffee? Hot!

by Metalhead For Life November 11, 2008

butt coffee

Usually appears the morning after an evening of heavy drinking accompanied by the conumption of late night food favored by drunks. Not only is it liquid with the consistency and color of coffee, it always is the temperature of very hot coffee.

After awakening from an evening of twelve pints of Guiness, six shots of patron, 3 packs of Marlboro reds and 30 hot buffalo wings I sat upon the porcelain convenience head in hands and unleashed a torrent of butt coffee that set my anus ablaze.

by Mitch Cumstein January 24, 2005

my coffee

a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshit until they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.

You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.

by kmpistol July 16, 2009

Maine Roasters Coffee

The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)

In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.

I wish I could go visit Erin and Bea at Maine Roasters Coffee... they are the coolest.

by coffeebitchez January 30, 2010