anal stretching cream

something u use for anal sex so it doesnt hurt if u like pain dont use it and come to me and ill fuck u in the ass with or without i want anal sex send me anal nudes

i used anal stretching cream last night after a good tity fuck

by lazerbeams god April 22, 2019

cookies n cream

The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.

After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.

by hatlamp March 1, 2011

Boston Cream Donut

After the act of anal penetration the semen filled condom is then consumed by one of the parties.

My girl told me she was hungry so I gave the bitch a boston cream donut.

by ranman420 September 22, 2010

cookies n cream

Its when you fuck a girl on a toilet and you both shit simultaneously into the toilet, her shit goes between your legs (and possibly on you, its the risk you have to take), then when your all finished you flush the toilet with your dick, if you dont do that...it dosnt count.

Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.

I cookies n creamed her in the baseball field bathroom.

by Ben and Joey January 6, 2009

Pakistani Cream

When a male urinates then ejaculates into a females mouth then the female swallows this mixture and then regurgitates it on to the males penis

michael loves my Pakistani Cream

by munroe94 December 18, 2010

scream and cream

A pornographic website that shows horrible images and has stupid stories about women getting raped

hey man..have you ever seen

www.screamandcream.com ?

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Madagascar Face Cream

Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.

Last night I shot a load of Madagascar face cream all over Mrs. Whalen's chunky tits.

by TheNightHawk October 14, 2009